Dude, where's my career?

So last night I watched the Bachelor b/c apparantly I have become a souless, mindless lump of flesh who watches whatever is in front of her w/ no regard for it's quality or lack thereof. Gone are the days of intellectual programming (no examples come to mind) as I make room for Lizzie Grubman and Charlie O'Connell to infiltrate my life on a weekly basis. Nevertheless, watching women cat fight is always fun (referring to the bachelor in this case, but same could be said for power girls), especially when you can sit back and realize that despite their "good bodies" or their "perfect hair", you are in fact a better person than most of them. And that kind of superiority is hard to come by. My favorite quote of the evening: after something I can't remember, Sir Charlie (the bachelor, yo) claimed "I'm no rocket scientist" while displaying what Ashley called "a look of pure stupidity on his face". What? Come again? But, I thought Jerry O'Connell was the actor and Charlie O'Connell was the rocket scientist. No? They're both actors? Oh, my mistake. But seriously, playing second fiddle to Jerry must be tough...thank god for Charlie's breakout role in "Dude, Where's My Car?". But if the tv guide display thing had anything to say about it, his claim to fame is actually the early 90's show "Sliders". But I'm not buying it.
R.